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But this is a joke, and probably not intended to be analyzed too closely. Although this wasn't what "House" referred to, Urban Dictionary lists fifth base as anal sex.Talking about fifth base when there's really only four bases reminds me of the expression Up To Eleven.Second base would involve touching down there and oral would be placed at third. It has been suggested that some of the confusion might be cleared up by designating "minor" and "major" leagues of play.
Just for the record, I don’t know if I’ve ever been completely taught what the “bases” are, but let’s give it a shot. So you know how in baseball, before you steal a base, you take a good solid lead-off?To use the expression correctly, you get or make it to a base, per my comment: quotation, if I interpret it correctly, they had intravaginal sex twice and then she performed oral sex on him.If we say home base = fourth base, that's 4 4 − 3 = 5, the subtraction because he was receiving instead of giving.But I think this is kissing, holding, maybe what the kid’s called “necking”, back in 1973. Hands in appropriate places and just having a solid makeout session. Think of second base as fun with the body’s largest organ! I don’t really know if there’s a name for the female handjob except the phrase “diddling” which just makes me feel like a gross old man to say. So you may have that second base lead-off and eyeballing second base like a fat kid staring at a burrito, but before you go sliding in face first (not feet first, you could seriously injure somebody. ) here’s where you want to pump the brakes for a second and refer to Episode 5, “And She Has a Weird Rash”.Essentially, between second and third…we’ve reached the genitals. Actually, shit, amendment to First Base as well…look for cold sores. So, before you go doing, whatever it is you think you’re going to do down there…have a look around.